HIH: Writer's Block

Title: Antidote of Antidotes.
Rating/Warnings: G
Characters/Pairing: Cedric, Snape, Lee Jordan, references to Harry and Moody.
Summary: Cedric's turned his hair pink and Snape's not happy.
Word Count: 798
Author's Notes: For Tic-Tac-Toe Challenge #028
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Title: Rebel With Causes
Rating/Warnings: PG for one naughty word.
Characters/Pairing: Nymphadora Tonks and parents. References to Bellatrix and Charlie Weasley.
Summary: Nymphadora's turned her hair pink and her mother's not happy.
Word Count: 867
Author's Notes: For Tic-Tac-Toe Challenge #030. This is AU where Tonks' generation were Hogwarts age during the First War because I totally didn't make a goof with that and confused her with being Marauder age I found Andromeda REALLY difficult to write here D:
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798 + 867 = 1665 words / 30 = 55.5

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Title: Forbidden Designated Revision Strategies
Rating/Warnings: PG at worst.
Characters/Pairing: Percy Weasley, Fred & George, Gemma Farley of Pottermore fame.
Summary: While trying to get on with his NEWT revision, Percy grows tired of the constant pranks.
Word Count: 1246
Author's Notes: For Fic Challenge #079 Trick
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( Percy would look up occasionally over his glasses and see them )


Title: Colouring Books
Rating/Warnings: G
Characters/Pairing: Zacharaias Smith, OC children
Summary: This was NOT how Zacharaias Smith liked to spend his free time.
Word Count:644
Author's Notes: For Challenge #80 ....or Treat?
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( He wondered if they knew he was a Hufflepuff )

1246 + 644 = 1890 / 30

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Title: First Footsteps
Rating/Warnings: PG-13? idk if in doubt rate it pg13
Characters/Pairing: Cho Chang, Luna cameo
Summary: Cho is hit in the face by a curse. She tries to make sense of the chaos without the gift of sight.
Word Count: 577
Author's Notes: Cho has been blinded, I hope this makes sense. For Challenge #95 Blackout.
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( She had been surprised not to be murdered )


Title: Coming Out
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Minerva & Isobel McGonagall
Summary: Minerva's mother tries to explain that she is a witch.
Word Count: 451
Author's Notes: Contains some Pottermore stuff, so spoilers where they're due. For challenge #072 When They Were Young
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( She felt like this monstrous revelation was in her very skin. )


577+451 = 1028 / 30 = 34.2666
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Title: Always On Time
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 Cracky OOCness.
Characters/Pairing: Harry: Hermione/Everyone
Summary: Hermione is never late.
Word Count: 566
Author's Notes: Written for Challenge #25 "Lateness". Apologies for utter crack.
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( 'I'm not late for an appointment,' she huffed. )




Title: Loophole Abuse
Rating/Warnings: T
Characters/Pairing: Marauders, Lily Evans in passing
Summary: James wonders what Lily Evans looks like undressed.
Word Count: 646
Author's Notes: For Challenge #81 "Dungbombs, full moon, invisibility cloak"
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( I need to make a partial alibi for myself )


646+566 = 1212 words /30
1212 /30 = 40.4 + 20 bonus
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Title: Isolation
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 I suppose. Reference to character deaths and post HP7 stuffs.
Characters/Pairing: Luna/Dennis Creevey. References to Hermione, too. IDK. #kanyeshrug
Summary: Luna still visits the Room of Requirement. She has her first kiss in there. It's quite nice.
Word Count: 1156
Author's Notes: For Challenge #051 "Rare parings". And this is rarer than a steak in a French restaurant. But idc, it's in my head-canon so you'll have to deal with it.
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( She had worried that her best friends had all left school and forgotten about her. )

1156/30 = 38.533
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Title: First Date
Rating/Warnings: Maybe PG? idk
Characters/Pairing: Ron/Hermione.
Summary: Hermione knows that Ron can handle Muggle etiquette, right? She takes him for a meal, and reflects on her future.
Word Count: 1591. Somehow.
Author's Notes: For challenge #1 First Lines, derived from a line in Half Blood Prince (after Ron became Keeper for the Quidditch team). Obviously, this is taken entirely out of that context. I had a little too much fun with this. I must have overrun the time-limit a bit. Sorry!
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( Ron was regaling their night out )

Title: When You Were A Boy
Rating/Warnings: Maybe PG? idk
Characters/Pairing: Snape-centric, though the speech is pretty much Sorting Hat only.
Summary: Snape puts on the Sorting Hat on becoming headmaster.
Word Count: 847
Author's Notes: For prompt #89 Snakes and Lions: the best Slytherins are in Gryffindor.
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( He simply wanted to get on with the job left for him )

Title: Investment
Rating/Warnings: Maybe PG? idk
Characters/Pairing: Rita Skeeter, some OCs.
Summary: Rita learns to become an Animagus.
Word Count: 666
Author's Notes: For challenge #27, Animagi
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( Rita knew it wouldn't come, because it never did. )


1591+847+666 =3104
3104/30 = 103.47

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Title: Guarding the Bloodline
Rating/Warnings: PG, angst.
Characters/Pairing: Narcissa Malfoy, reference to other Blacks, Malfoys and Riddles.
Summary: Narcissa Malfoy will do anything to protect her son, and she reflects on how things ended up like this.
Word Count: 695
Author's Notes: For Challenge #93 'Mother's Day'.
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( It was as though reputation had preceeded her )




Title: Sweet Relief
Rating/Warnings: PG i guess? Angsty.
Characters/Pairing: Stan Shunpike, OC teacher cameo
Summary: Stan reflects on the Imperius Curse
Word Count: 722
Author's Notes: For Challenge #53 'Minor Characters'
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( It flew in the face of everything he had learned in his time at school )



Title: Checking for Nargles.
Rating/Warnings: G.
Characters/Pairing: Neville/Luna implied. It's a friendship fic mostly.
Summary: Luna has been in Neville's broom closet for four hours, and he's getting suspicious.
Word Count: 686
Author's Notes: For Challenge #87 'Closeted'
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( Moisture is bad for clothes. )



695 + 722 + 686 = 2103
2103/30 = 70.1

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Title: Golden Smile
Rating/Warnings: PG
Characters/Pairing: Cedric Diggory, Gilderoy Lockhart.
Summary: Cedric has finally discovered somebody whom he detests.
Word Count: 363 lol distractions
Author's Notes: For Challenge #035 'Oh How I Loathe Thee (most of the time).
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( Cedric had never met a man who made his skin crawl in such a way. )



Title: The Greatest Wizard.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 Crack.
Characters/Pairing: Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Potter.
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is determined to raise his firstborn to be the greatest wizard of his generation.
Word Count: 767
Author's Notes: For Challenge #77 Next Generation. Done to the nth degree as it's the next-gen's next-gen.
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( There was something about his name, for one. )

363 + 767 = 1130
1130/30 = 37.666
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Title: The Face of The Clock
Rating/Warnings: PG, at worst
Characters/Pairing: Neville and Augusta Longbottom, reference to other Longbottoms.
Summary: Augusta is more excited about Neville's Hogwarts letter than Neville. He reflects on his feelings sulkily.
Word Count: 540
Author's Notes: For Challenge #026 Hogwarts Letters. There's no Augusta Longbottom tag... ;__;
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( July, 1991: The ten-year-old boy. )


Title: Pursuit
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for some violence allusions
Characters/Pairing: Neville, various students in his year, Sprout, the Carrows.
Summary: Neville's Gran is on the run and she has sent him a warning to get to safety. Will he be able to do it?
Word Count: 857
Author's Notes: For Challenge #048 Missing Scenes, describing Neville's flight to the RoR.
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( April, 1998: the seventeen-year-old youth. )



Title: What Scared Me The Most
Rating/Warnings: PG/PG13. Angst and reflection.
Characters/Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Hannah Abbot.
Summary: As they move into the Leaky Cauldron, Hannah and Neville are forced to confront their fears.
Word Count: 742
Author's Notes: For Challenge #045 Hurt/Comfort.
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( December, 2004: The twenty-four-year-old man. )


540+857+742 =2139
2139/30 = 71.3
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Title: Circling the Hoops
Rating/Warnings: G, PG tops.
Characters/Pairing: Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory.
Summary: Percy decides to make good on his New Year Resolutions by helping Wood practice Quidditch while the school is away for Easter. Embarrassment ensues.
Word Count: 1191
Author's Notes: For Challenge #85, New Years Resolutions With Twist. Uses all three things on the top line: a shower curtain, Quidditch, and a brown egg.
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( So basically, I need to keep flying. )


1191 /30 = 39.7 -> 40
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