HIH: Writer's Block

Title: Approaching The Bar
Rating/Warnings: Crack. PG. Crack.
Characters/Pairing: Bellatrix/Voldemort
Summary: Bellatrix Black has to do one more thing before she is proven worthy to serve the Dark Lord: buy a round of drinks in a Muggle pub in London. How hard can it be?
Word Count: 931
Author's Notes: For prompt #092 Cockney Rhyming Slang, for eggsnail's prompt of Bellatrix/Voldie, and some reference to a pony. Pony is cockney for £25, so there ye go.
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( What does the Dark Lord even drink? )



Title: Blue in the Face
Rating/Warnings: G, or PG.
Characters/Pairing: Percy/Neville. Kinda implied, but not really. Fluff stuff.
Summary: With the Monster of Slytherin on the loose, Percy returns to Gryffindor Tower from patrol, and encounters a student in distress.
Word Count: 832
Author's Notes: To Prompt #005 'Blue'. Written for erzebet, who is always looking for more Neville/Percy fluff.
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( He was a pure-blood wizard, but also a PREFECT. )


Title: Start-of-Term Announcements.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 due to reference to death and war and dark stuff? idktbh
Characters/Pairing: Professor McGonagall, a few other random Smarms mentioned, too.
Summary: Minerva McGonagall begins her first school year as official Headmistress, and makes announcements to the school.
Word Count: 928
Author's Notes: Accio Fic Amnesty Day! For myself, because I wanted to write this for a while.
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( But she could feel the scars lying beneath the surface. )




931+832+928 = (2691 /30)
Rob // Gryffindor
89.7 90 points + 30 (or 40? 35?) bonus GET!!

_{(Mods: i'm a little confused by the points this week.
I did both april challenges, but i also did an amnesty thing here.
also, i maxed out along the line too, so idk, just smiling nicely cos it's 5:40am and fff work tomorrow.)}